Total Medals Earned: 1,419 (From 277 different games.) Total Medal Score: 24,090 Points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (100/375 points)
Shoot 100 humans in one game
Knock out 50 humans (in total) using TNT
Collect 25 hearts in one game
Survive 5 days
Survive 7 days
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Use 5 Recipes in one turn
20% Recipe Completion
Lose the game.
20% Meal Completion
40% Recipe Completion
40% Meal Completion
60% Recipe Completion
60% Meal Completion
Beat the game
80% Meal Completion
80% Recipe Completion
Beat the superboss.
100% Recipe Completion
100% Meal Completion
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/150 points)
Read about Christine
Give a lot of money to the IRS
Buy every upgrade
Kill the boss
Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.
Win the game
Win without losing a life
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/35 points)
Beat the game without wasting a single hour.
Beat the game with only a few hours wasted.
Medals Earned: 5/10 (50/245 points)
Complete the "Forest" Level
Complete the "City" Level
Complete the "Lab" Level
Seen all three endings
Complete i saw her across the world
Find one of the ten Golden Hearts
Medals Earned: 5/7 (50/105 points)
Complete Act 1
Complete Act 2
Complete Act 3
Play with cheats
Complete a no-gun-run
Click on both the Credits Heads
All levels on Xtreme Mode (no easy or crazy cheats)
Medals Earned: 6/6 (45/45 points)
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?